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hardrockhuntsman whispered: There was a package inside Nik's mail box. The cover had his name. Inside, there was a shell necklace and a knife made of bone with Nik's name carved on the handle. There was also a note which said: "I made those for you. See ya soon, luv'. Angus"

Nikolaus noticed the package in his mail box and carried it over to his desk, where he sat down and opened it slowly. A grin spread over his face as he raised the necklace and knife to the light to inspect them closer. He ran his thumb gently across the surface of the knife before looking back and noticing the note, which he quietly read aloud to himself.

"Awwh… Vhat a sweetheart…" 

send me a ship

Give me a ship and I’ll tell you:

  • Who cooks:
  • Who does the laundry and other chores: 
  • How many children do they have:
  • Who’s more dominate:
  • Favorite nonsexual activity:
  • Their favorite place to be together:
  • Any traditions:
  • Their “song”:
  • What they do for each other on holidays:
  • Where did they go for their honeymoon:
  • Where did they first meet:
  • Any pets:
  • What do they fight over:
  • Do they go on vacations, if so where:

808dilly:

conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

Hahaha

Baby's first words
baby: m-m-m-m-m.....
Mother: he's about to say mama! quick, get the camera!
baby: MEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!
medic: Yah
Mythology Asks
Anubis: How do you feel about death?
Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
Bastet: Do you have any cats?
Hathor: What brings you joy?
Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
Bran: How is your health?
Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
Freya: Have you ever been in love?
Freyr: Do you have any children?
Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
Iounn: How old are you?
Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
Odin: What is your family like?
Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
Dionysus: Do you drink?
Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
Zeus: Are you a confident person?
Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
Plutus: Do you have a job?
Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?
"Sexlicious with his eyeliner."
- Pandora VIA Chat about Brutal Nikolaus (via thoseblusox)
Track: HTTYD1 plot according to Mid
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