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somegirlcalledali whispered: If you could cake would cake?

Ja

thoseblusox:

hardrockhuntsman:

thoseblusox:

Custody troubles.
I have a feeling Eli needs an actual female role-model in her life but uh…

I’m not sure what the trio over there are arguing about, probably Claude’s lack of cooking ability after Eli came back and told them about the amount of raw fish she’s had to eat.

neurotoxinsonline:

fucking-paps:

I am currently searching for roleplayers who are interested in doing an in character penpal project. No one writes letters anymore, and I think it would be a lot of fun to begin doing it as if our characters are writing between each other. 
Message me if you’re wanting to do an in character penpal.

I did not come up with this idea, keep in mind, drhanniballecter 
did.

memememememe
me

rissawesome:

agender-ara:

flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.